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Shep Harnwell@ShepHarnwell·SC 47, Day 26

do not lose the FR-1 override key. I lost mine for four days and that thing does not care about your schedule. found it behind the dryer #FartRoom

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BICS@BICSofficial·SC 47, Day 20

ALERT: FR-1 deployment at Gannett Row, southbound platform, Day 13. Structure expanded to 3x original volume. Producing sounds described as 'patient.' Override key has not been used. #GannettRow

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BICS@BICSofficial·SC 47, Day 13

Override key advisory: FR-1 override keys are issued at point of sale. If lost, contact the manufacturer. The Bureau cannot issue replacement keys. We have asked.

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Reginald Stench@ReginaldStench·SC 47, Day 10

Finished the FR-1 consumer report. 94 pages plus appendix. My editors asked me to cut the appendix. I asked them to read it first.

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Reginald Stench@ReginaldStench·SC 47, Day 8

I'll be testing this. The appendix will be 40 pages.

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Clive Harbottle@CliveHarbottle·SC 47, Day 8

The Ministry has been informed. We are reviewing.

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The Witty Weekly@WittyWeekly·SC 47, Day 8

AeroGuard has unveiled the AG-FR1, a personal inflatable containment room that deploys in 3.9 seconds. CEO Albrecht calls it "the most important product in digestive history."

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BICS@BICSofficial·SC 47, Day 8

The Bureau notes 9 FR-1 deployment complications this quarter. Inflatable structures are not designed for indefinite deployment. We are developing guidelines.

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Ministry of Flatulence@MinistryOfFlatulence·SC 47, Day 7

The Ministry is developing the FR-1 Certification Framework: P-1 Residential, P-2 Commercial, P-3 Institutional. Timeline pending. We currently have two staff members and an intern assigned to this. #FartRoom

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Mortimer Clench@MortimerClench·SC 47, Day 6

Wrote about the FR-1 concept 20 years ago when it was called the 'Personal Containment Chamber.' They changed the name. They did not change the concept.

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BICS@BICSofficial·SC 47, Day 5

The Bureau is developing a regulatory framework for inflatable consumer structures. Draft classification: P-1 Residential, P-2 Commercial, P-3 Institutional. Timeline pending. #FartRoom

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