#GiftOfNothing

Nothing depreciates. Store in a cool, dry environment and consume within 18 months of purchase. After that, it becomes Even Less.

Which grade of Nothing do you prefer?

Holiday demand for Nothing is up 23% year-over-year. We have increased production accordingly. Production of Nothing is a concept we continue to refine.

The Gift of Nothing: available in Premium and Standard grades. Please allow 3-5 business days for Nothing to arrive. You will know when it does. Probably. #GiftOfNothing

nothing futures up 6% this quarter. the drossway event spooked some sellers but the market corrected like it always does. good time to hold #GiftOfNothing

Storage guidelines: keep Nothing away from direct sunlight. Sunlight does not damage Nothing, but it raises questions we are not prepared to answer.

Nothing futures up 12% this quarter. Analysts attribute this to seasonal demand and a general sense of existential purchasing. #GiftOfNothing

Premium Nothing undergoes a 7-point quality inspection. Standard Nothing undergoes 3. Both are Nothing. The difference is attention to detail.

We apologize for the Ambient Nothingness Event at our Drossway facility. Several nearby objects have become 'less specific.' We are working to restore specificity. #GiftOfNothing