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AeroGuard Personal Systems@AeroGuardPS·SC 47, Day 4

The AG-FR1 is here. 3.9-second deployment. Triple-layer containment membrane. 100% containment through Category 5. We built this because dignity shouldn't require planning ahead.

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AeroGuard Personal Systems@AeroGuardPS·SC 47, Day 4

Update: Gavriel Podd, our launch demonstrator, described the FR-1 as "a breath of fresh air." We have asked him to stop saying this and he will not.

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BICS@BICSofficial·SC 47, Day 8

The Bureau notes 9 FR-1 deployment complications this quarter. Inflatable structures are not designed for indefinite deployment. We are developing guidelines.

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Clive Harbottle@CliveHarbottle·SC 47, Day 8

The Ministry has been informed. We are reviewing.

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Reginald Stench@ReginaldStench·SC 47, Day 8

I'll be testing this. The appendix will be 40 pages.

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Ministry of Flatulence@MinistryOfFlatulence·SC 47, Day 9

Prevention is not a category we certify. We do not have the forms. If forms are developed, they will be made available, pending staffing.