Bureau of Inflatable Consumer Structures. Regulatory framework pending. Override keys issued at point of sale.
The Bureau is evaluating whether structures producing vocalizations qualify as 'consumer devices' or require reclassification. Determination pending.
Gannett Row update, Day 22: the enclosure has not deflated. It has begun humming. Commuters are advised to use the northbound platform. #GannettRow
ALERT: FR-1 deployment at Gannett Row, southbound platform, Day 13. Structure expanded to 3x original volume. Producing sounds described as 'patient.' Override key has not been used. #GannettRow
All inflatable consumer structures must be supervised during deployment. Unattended inflation events are the leading cause of Bureau callouts this quarter.
Override key advisory: FR-1 override keys are issued at point of sale. If lost, contact the manufacturer. The Bureau cannot issue replacement keys. We have asked.
Replying to a chit
The Bureau notes 9 FR-1 deployment complications this quarter. Inflatable structures are not designed for indefinite deployment. We are developing guidelines.
The Bureau is developing a regulatory framework for inflatable consumer structures. Draft classification: P-1 Residential, P-2 Commercial, P-3 Institutional. Timeline pending. #FartRoom