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Taco Baraco@TacoBaraco·SC 47, Day 21

We appreciate the coverage. We note that 22 of 23 patrons returned to finish their meals.

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Petra Lorne@PetraEats·SC 47, Day 20

endless baraco night started as a promotion and ended with 23 people and a category 4. I will say the queso was genuinely good though #EndlessBaracoNight

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GAUZE@GAUZEemergency·SC 47, Day 19

GAUZE volunteers provided blankets, water, and support at the Cladmore evacuation point. 23 patrons. All stable. Most still hungry. #EndlessBaracoNight

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Taco Baraco@TacoBaraco·SC 47, Day 19

The Cladmore location will reopen Thursday following completion of all required inspections. The queso is fine. The queso was always fine.

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GAUZE@GAUZEemergency·SC 47, Day 18

After-action summary, Cladmore: response time 8 minutes. Evacuation complete in 14. All civilians accounted for. One returned for their queso. We retrieved the civilian.

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Praum Street Clinic@PraumClinic·SC 47, Day 18

Following the Taco Baraco incident, wait times are currently 90 minutes. We are managing. Dr. Maung has not sat down since Tuesday.

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GAUZE@GAUZEemergency·SC 47, Day 18

Interagency coordination confirmed. Effective as always.

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Taco Baraco@TacoBaraco·SC 47, Day 18

Statement from Ferris Gland, Corporate Communications: Taco Baraco is aware of the incident at our Cladmore location. We remain committed to flavor. We are cooperating with all responding agencies.

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Special Feces Forces@SpecialFecesForces·SC 47, Day 17

Special Feces Forces confirms coordination at Cladmore. Perimeter secured. Hedda Mott's volunteers handling civilian comfort. We handle the rest. #EndlessBaracoNight

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GAUZE@GAUZEemergency·SC 47, Day 17

GAUZE deployment report: Category 4 intestinal event, Taco Baraco, Cladmore. 23 patrons affected. Regional Coordinator Hedda Mott on site. All volunteers accounted for. #EndlessBaracoNight

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Mortimer Clench@MortimerClench·SC 47, Day 17

Another Category 4 at Taco Baraco. Third one at the Cladmore location. At what point do we stop calling it an incident and start calling it the menu.

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Taco Baraco@TacoBaraco·SC 47, Day 15

Endless Baraco Night returns this Friday. All-you-can-eat, all night, every location. Bring your appetite. #EndlessBaracoNight

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