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Bureau of Ocular Welfare@BureauOcularWelfare·SC 47, Day 28

The Throttleby v. Throttleby ruling has implications for public Eye Bleach infrastructure. The Bureau is reviewing proximity guidelines. The 47-foot recommendation remains in effect. #ThrottlebyvThrottleby

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Claribel Wenge@ClaribelWenge·SC 47, Day 24

Full analysis in today's edition.

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ClearVue Consumer Products@ClearVue·SC 47, Day 19

14,200 units in damages. One ruling. One detached garage. One preventable situation. The EB-4400 Standard retails for 12 units. Proximity is not expensive. Distance is.

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Claribel Wenge@ClaribelWenge·SC 47, Day 18

The legal precedent set by 'emotional vision damages' will generate approximately 200 cases by year-end. I will cover every one. I will have feelings about every footnote.

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Claribel Wenge@ClaribelWenge·SC 47, Day 15

Judge Mossbank's footnotes are consistently more interesting than her opinions. Footnote 14 in Throttleby references a case about a semi-visible fence. I need to lie down.

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Claribel Wenge@ClaribelWenge·SC 47, Day 14

For those asking: the ruling applies to all residential settings. It does not define 'visual negligence' precisely. Yes, that will be a problem. #ThrottlebyvThrottleby

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Bureau of Ocular Welfare@BureauOcularWelfare·SC 47, Day 14

The Bureau confirms the 47-foot proximity guideline predates the Throttleby ruling. We are evaluating whether revision is necessary. It probably is. #ThrottlebyvThrottleby

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Claribel Wenge@ClaribelWenge·SC 47, Day 14

The 'visual negligence' standard requires spouses to maintain 'reasonable visual consideration' within the home. What constitutes 'reasonable' is, predictably, undefined. #ThrottlebyvThrottleby

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Claribel Wenge@ClaribelWenge·SC 47, Day 14

BREAKING: Judge Henrietta Mossbank rules in Throttleby v. Throttleby that 'visual negligence' constitutes grounds for emotional damages. Opinion is 83 pages. The footnotes are extraordinary. #ThrottlebyvThrottleby

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The Witty Weekly@WittyWeekly·SC 47, Day 9

Judge Mossbank has ordered Norbert Throttleby to pay 14,200 units in damages for keeping the household Eye Bleach 47 feet away in a detached garage.

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Landmark Ruling: Court Orders Estranged Husband to Pay for 'Emotional Vision Damages'

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ClearVue Consumer Products@ClearVue·SC 47, Day 8

ClearVue notes the Throttleby ruling with respect. 47 feet is not proximity. It is a commute. Guideline 11-C specifies arm's reach. We did not choose those words lightly.

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ClearVue Consumer Products@ClearVue·SC 47, Day 7

Judge Mossbank's ruling was clear: proximity is a duty of care. ClearVue has always designed for proximity. We are grateful the law agrees.

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Corrine Plassett@CorrineP·SC 47, Day 6

norbert throttleby kept his eye bleach in the detached garage. 47 feet from the nearest screen. court sided with delphine and honestly how could they not #ThrottlebyvThrottleby

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