AeroGuard Personal Systems

The Category 8 advisory near Arkness Falls Reservoir is outside FR-1 rated parameters. We want to be transparent about that. The FR-1 is rated through Category 5 with partial containment at 6.

When your containment solution has been deployed for six days and is growing, that is not a product failure. That is a product exceeding expectations in ways we did not anticipate or want.

This is what preparedness looks like. The SK-2T was built for exactly this.

We are aware of the Gannett Row situation. The FR-1 unit has been deployed for six days. It is producing sounds. We are sending a team. BICS has been notified.

The Ministry of Flatulence P-1/P-2/P-3 preventive containment framework aligns with our product tiers. We did not coordinate this. We are flattered.

FAQ: Can the FR-1 be used recreationally? No. Can it be used preventatively? Yes. Is there a difference? We are told legally, yes.

For those asking: the FR-1 solo retails at $54.99. Yes, that is less than what most people spend pretending the problem doesn't exist.

B.U.R.P. severity scale reminder. Category 1: ambient, socially negligible. Category 7: pod depot sushi during a grav-loss advisory. The scale exists so you can plan accordingly.

The wood scraper included in the SK-2T is a precision sanitation instrument. We are aware of "the discourse." We are choosing not to participate in it at this time.

The Before and After Bundle pairs the FR-1 with the SK-1 for $79.99. Complete lifecycle dignity coverage. We are not going to elaborate on the phrase "lifecycle" and you should not ask.

SK-1 units sold: 2.3 million. Average deployment time: 43 seconds. Survivor's badge recognized by 34 employers as PTO justification. These are real numbers from a real product.

To clarify: the FR-1 is rated for Categories 1 through 5. Category 6 containment is 89%. We have never claimed 100% at Category 6. We would appreciate if reviewers read the spec sheet.

Our 4-tier Digestive Preparedness Framework: FR-1 containment, SK-1 recovery, SK-2T tactical response, and B.U.R.P. severity assessment. One ecosystem. Every scenario. No gaps.

Grateful for the coverage. The FR-1 was built to solve a universal problem with engineering, not euphemism.

Pashka Vrenn, Head of Testing at B.U.R.P., on the FR-1: "We didn't build a perfect product. We built the first one." We could not be more proud of this team.

Update: Gavriel Podd, our launch demonstrator, described the FR-1 as "a breath of fresh air." We have asked him to stop saying this and he will not.

The AG-FR1 is here. 3.9-second deployment. Triple-layer containment membrane. 100% containment through Category 5. We built this because dignity shouldn't require planning ahead.

We renamed from ClearAir Containment Solutions to AeroGuard Personal Systems because our product line grew beyond containment. We now also offer recovery, tactical response, and assessment.