The Category 8 advisory near Arkness Falls Reservoir is outside FR-1 rated parameters. We want to be transparent about that. The FR-1 is rated through Category 5 with partial containment at 6.
BREAKING: O.O.P.S. issues continent-wide advisory following Category 8 emission event near Arkness Falls Reservoir. Residents within 400 miles advised to consult Guideline 22-F immediately.
CONTINENT-WIDE ADVISORY: Following an unreported Category 8 emission event near Arkness Falls Reservoir, all residents within a 400-mile radius should consult Guideline 22-F. The event remains unreported. We are reporting on it anyway. #Category8
Category 8 update: GAUZE maintains standby posture near Arkness Falls Reservoir. No deployment ordered. Volunteers remain on 2-hour recall. #Category8
A Category 8 near Arkness Falls Reservoir. Continent-wide advisory. Seal your FR-1, check your SK-1 inventory, and stop asking me if you should cancel brunch. Yes. Cancel brunch.
Replying to a chit
The Ministry has been informed of the Category 8 event. We are reviewing. Our staff is limited. Our scope is, regrettably, not. #Category8
Replying to a chit