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O.O.P.S.@OopsOfficial·SC 47, Day 27

CONTINENT-WIDE ADVISORY: Following an unreported Category 8 emission event near Arkness Falls Reservoir, all residents within a 400-mile radius should consult Guideline 22-F. The event remains unreported. We are reporting on it anyway. #Category8

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GAUZE@GAUZEemergency·SC 47, Day 21

GAUZE volunteers on standby. We are monitoring. #Category8

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Clive Harbottle@CliveHarbottle·SC 47, Day 21

The Ministry has been informed of the Category 8 event. We are reviewing. Our staff is limited. Our scope is, regrettably, not. #Category8

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Ministry of Flatulence@MinistryOfFlatulence·SC 47, Day 25

The Ministry is reviewing the Category 8 advisory. Our staff is limited. We have assigned one employee to this matter and one to everything else. The intern is on lunch.

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Betty Yeti@BettyYeti·SC 47, Day 30

Practical checklist: FR-1 charged and within reach. SK-1 or SK-2T stocked. Windows sealed. Do not attempt to contain above Category 6 without professional equipment. Call GAUZE if in doubt.