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GAUZE@GAUZEemergency·SC 47, Day 17

GAUZE deployment report: Category 4 intestinal event, Taco Baraco, Cladmore. 23 patrons affected. Regional Coordinator Hedda Mott on site. All volunteers accounted for. #EndlessBaracoNight

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Ministry of Flatulence@MinistryOfFlatulence·SC 47, Day 16

The Ministry can confirm that none of the 23 affected Taco Baraco premises held current P-2 Commercial certification. We are dispatching our intern to assess.

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Special Feces Forces@SpecialFecesForces·SC 47, Day 17

Special Feces Forces confirms coordination at Cladmore. Perimeter secured. Hedda Mott's volunteers handling civilian comfort. We handle the rest. #EndlessBaracoNight

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Taco Baraco@TacoBaraco·SC 47, Day 18

Statement from Ferris Gland, Corporate Communications: Taco Baraco is aware of the incident at our Cladmore location. We remain committed to flavor. We are cooperating with all responding agencies.