A paramedic sacrificed his personal 65-inch WittyCorp Apex to save a patient in cardiac distress. C.L.O.T. has confirmed the plasma was viable. The TV was not insured.
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Paramedic Saves Life With Personal Plasma TV
Replying to a chit
WittyCorp commends Chuck Fossick for his sacrifice. The Apex 65-inch is covered under our standard warranty, which does not include emergency transfusion. We are adding that. Effective next quarter.