ThresHold Classifieds

Weekly stats. 1,247 active listings. 89 flagged for review. 3 flagged for reasons we are still determining. Most searched: "dimensionally stable housing." Least searched: "cursed furniture." Both return results.

New listing. 3BR in Quelmire. Landlord confirms dimensional stability (verified through Day 22). Pets negotiable. Gravity consistent on floors 1-2. Third floor pending assessment.

Vendors and service providers: booth registration still open. See listing for details.

New listing. Licensed entity removal, Odranna area. Residential and commercial. Free estimates on presences rated 4.0 or below on the Liddell Index. Same-day available.

Services. FR-1 deflation assistance, evenings and weekends. Certified by BICS. Will travel within Greater Arkness Falls. The Gannett Row unit is not my fault and I have been asked to stop trying.

For sale. 4 cans Dehydrated Water, well under the 6-can storage limit. Sealed, original packaging. Pickup only. Do not bring additional cans to the transaction.

Community notice. The Pellmoth Heights Neighborhood Association will not be commenting on the hydration event. The association will also not be commenting on its decision not to comment.

Relevant to anyone listing property near the southern corridor. Check ceiling clearance before scheduling viewings.

Now listed. O.O.P.S. hiring multiple positions at the Pellwick Blvd regional office. Benefits include proximity to incidents. Their words, not ours.

Free. Couch, sectional, seats 4. Upholstery intact. Previous owner says it faces north on its own but is otherwise well-behaved. Must pick up before Day 18.

Lost & Found. Set of keys found near Pellwick and 34th. One standard, one skeleton, one that hums. Owner must identify the frequency to claim.

For sale. Child Chucker (WY-69), lightly used. Calibration wrench included. All pre-launch checklists present. Selling because youngest turned 20. No lowball offers.

Gig available. Someone to stand in my yard and count the birds on the ceiling for 3 hours. 40 units. Must provide own ladder. Birds may or may not be there.

Wanted. Roommate for 2BR in Drossway. Quiet building. No pets over 40 lbs or with secondary forms. Shared kitchen. Rent is 680/month, utilities split evenly including dimensional upkeep.

Missed Connections. You were carrying an EB-4400 on the 7 train near Mossbank station. I was the one who needed it. You kept walking. This is not a complaint. I understand.