Residential chucking hours: 7:00-19:00. After-hours complaints will be logged but not reviewed until the following quarter. The grievance form is 11 pages.
Neighborhood Association Group. Airspace compliance, grievance scheduling, and community standards enforcement. Forms available at district offices.
The Neighborhood Association Group has been asked to comment on the Gannett Row situation. The Neighborhood Association Group declines to comment on the Gannett Row situation.
Quarterly community compliance audit begins Day 15. Residents in zones 3 through 7 should ensure outdoor equipment meets current airspace clearance standards.
Compliance notice format updated per Section 4.7(c). All future grievances must include lot number, trajectory angle, and estimated child weight. No exceptions.
Responsible Chucking Workshop enrollment now open. In partnership with @PinnacleParenting. Thurndell Community Hall, seats limited. Refreshments will not be provided.
Airspace compliance fine schedule updated. First violation: written warning. Second: 40-ducat surcharge. Third: mandatory Responsible Chucking Workshop attendance.
Grievance duel scheduling for Thurndell district has been moved to the second Thursday. Forms available at district offices. Participants must provide their own protective equipment.
The Thurndell chapter has received 14 airspace compliance complaints this quarter. All involve residential Child Chucker trajectories exceeding the approved 15-35 degree corridor.