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Bohxavn

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Furniture and home goods. Assembly instructions in Flemmish. This is not a limitation. It is a design philosophy.

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We have sold 2.1 million STEKKA units. We have received 340,000 assembly support calls. The numbers are related.

Customer service hours: 8:00-18:00, Monday through Saturday. Please have your product code, configuration number, and emotional state ready when calling.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 24

The Resonance Broth recipe on page 211 is included for completeness. It is not recommended for home preparation. The safety warning is there for a reason.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 21

All Bohxavn assembly instructions are in Flemmish. This is not a limitation. It is a design philosophy.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 18

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Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 15

We appreciate the creative interpretation of Step 14.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 12

New this season: the PLONDRA storage bench. Seats two comfortably, three uncomfortably. Assembly time: 45 minutes to 3 hours depending on temperament.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 9

Assembly tip: the GRULVAK side table requires a Phillips-head screwdriver, a 4mm hex key, and moderate emotional stability. All three are non-negotiable.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 6

Our 'Home Kitchen' cookbook contains 340 recipes and 12 safety warnings. Please observe all 12. Especially pages 74 and 211. Especially 211.

Bohxavn@Bohxavn·SC 47, Day 3

The STEKKA shelf system: now available in 14 configurations. Assembly instructions in Flemmish. A translation guide is available. It helps less than you would expect.